THE ORIGINAL PET STICK - YES, IT'S REAL.

The Pet Stick is a real, physical novelty gift.

It's a real item people can hold, gift, unwrap, and laugh about.


Every order ships with:

  • A stylish printed gift box with natural bedding
  • One genuine, certified Natural Wood Stick
  • An Official Care & Feeding Booklet (spoiler: it eats nothing)

Won't you adopt one - RIGHT NOW?

  • Requires zero attention - a relationship you can't screw up.
  • Doesn't chew, bark, bite or judge your life choices.
  • Emotionally stable - more than your ex.
  • Sustainably sourced. 100% Recyclable. 0% Drama.


⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Bought it as a gag… now it’s our family mascot.”

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